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When Corporate Vice President Benjamin Nevis is unexpectedly terminated, he’s completely unaware how tricky it’s going to be in current times for a forty-something male to break back into the executive world. After a multitude of ignored applications and dismissive face-to-face encounters, he decides it’s his face that doesn’t fit and that relying on knowledge and experience is a thing of the past, so concludes some rather extreme and immoral measures are required to land the position he knows he deserves.
After busy office days he leaves the bustling city and fake persona behind, retreating to Deerville, Wisconsin, a quaint and creepy town in the middle of nowhere where everything is not as it seems. Eyeballs are tracking Benjamin and his two friends, Mike and Justin, but they are oblivious to who’s sending threats and surveilling them and why. They create and elaborate plan to reveal the mystery identity, but as time goes by, realize they’ve vastly underestimated the complexity of the situation.
What Privilege? is an edgy, titillating, wildly funny, yet eerie tale that will take you on a tumultuous ride, leaving you open-mouthed and wondering what the hell just happened.
Father Matthew Flannigan is an honest and caring priest, head of an established parish in Fort Lauderdale, Florida. In light of the Catholic Church sex abuse scandal, not only are congregation numbers on the decline, Matthew himself begins to question his faith.
A bizarre encounter at the confession box one evening with a local criminal ultimately leads to a horrific accident where Matthew temporarily loses life, waking up perched beside God, where he learns the true origin of the planet and that all religious teachings on Earth couldn’t be further from His desires. Time is of the essence, and God provides Matthew with a plan to assist in restoring morality to the world in line with the original intent.
Edgy, dark, humorous, and at times bloodcurdling, The Dirty Beast will take you on a terrifying ride that even Father Matthew Flannigan hopes he can endure until the end
Richard Minnelli is the United Kingdom’s equivalent of the American Dream. Rags to riches. Humble beginnings as owner of a quaint Glasgow antiques shop, but now fronting artifacts shows for the BBC, prime time no less, and responsible for the procurement of lavish goods that furnish the mansions of the rich and famous all across the land. His stock continues to rise. Can anything intrude on his stardom? Enter his nemesis, Little Richard, occupant of his underwear, the antagonist, invader of his thoughts, the voice he blames for the serial infidelity and involvement with a gang of local crooks. Can he harness his mind and concoct a plan to eradicate the demons, silence the racketeers, and preserve his public integrity, or is fame destined for obscurity? Only time will tell if the battle with his inner monsters is one that can be conquered.
“You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.” – George Burns
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A Pain in the Ass is Episode 1 of 8 of the Bumpin’ Uglies series.
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Residents of Central Florida’s first geriatric singles community decide it’s time to live life to the fullest before their time is up.
Life at Palm Village is thriving, but new tenant spots are up for grabs. It’s up to the community committee of Big Jack, Marshall, and Diego to interview potential replacement residents. Will they follow community regulations or break every line item in the book in order to feed their naughty social shenanigans?
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“Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.” – Chili Davis
Date With The Prostate is episode 2 of 8 of the Bumpin’ Uglies series.
Marshall behaves inappropriately at Elvis's funeral. Yo-Yo Knickers is paranoid her part in his death will be revealed. The boys have a dilemma over their upcoming prostate exams with their male doctor with the large fingers, until Yo-Yo Knickers throws them a tempting alternative.
“You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely” – Ogden Nash
Scratch and Sniff is episode 3 of 8 of the Bumpin’ Uglies series.
Marshall’s escapades on a sex chat line lead to a promising business proposition for Jack and Diego. Will this be the money-making scheme they’ve been fantasizing about for years, or will some radical strategy modifications need to be applied in order to fulfill their dreams?
“A man’s only as old as the woman he feels” – Groucho Marx
Size Matters is episode 4 of 8 of the Bumpin’ Uglies series.
The boys draw straws over which penis enlargement treatment to try. All bets are on, with the biggest gainer taking all. Yo-Yo Knickers and new resident, Perla are persuaded to judge the contest. Will they be fair or give in to persuasion and bribery?
"Old age is a great time of life. You get to take advantage of people, and you're not responsible for anything." - George Carlin
Holy Craps is episode 5 of 8 of the Bumpin' Uglies series.
Parkinson’s disease sufferer Peter Parkinson gets some bad news from his doctor. He’s never been to Las Vegas and calls on Jack, Diego, and Marshall to take him there to fulfill his dream. Peter and his shaky hand turn out to be quite the craps player, winning them a small fortune. Early morning, Marshall makes a remarkable discovery about Peter’s messy signature when he signs the breakfast bill. Will this revelation bring them further fortune, or will Marshall find a way of creating trouble for the boys as usual?
"Men do not quit playing because they grow old - they grow old because they quit playing." - Oliver Wendell Holmes
Four Hour Countdown is episode 6 of 8 of the Bumpin' Uglies series.
Jack has a hot date planned for Saturday night, but must spend the afternoon with Palm Village site manager Brittney. She's marketing the newly constructed apartment buildings to potential new residents, and Jack is presenting to the audience on what life is like in the community. In preparation for his date, Jack pops a magic blue pill in the morning, but things spring to attention immediately and won’t go down. Can he find a creative way to release the tension or conceal his protrusion? Is he destined to embarrass himself in front of the crowd as well as the woman of his dreams? Or will he cross the 4-hour medical advisory, triggering a mortifying visit to the emergency room?
"Sex got me into trouble from the age of fifteen: I'm hoping that by the time I'm seventy I'll straighten it out." - Harold Robbins
Going to Hell is episode 7 of 8 of the Bumpin' Uglies series.
At a friend’s funeral service, Marshall decides joining the church is a smart life decision…as a way to meet ladies. He lands a date with Lana, a good-looking but highly religious woman. Can he concoct a plan resulting in her leaving her beliefs behind and converting to his perverted ways, or will his plot be another disaster in his growing repertoire of strategies?
“You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.” – George Burns
Nude and Rude is the final episode of season one of Bumpin’ Uglies.
Major personnel changes are announced at Palm Village, and as a result, Jack and the boys worry this will jeopardize their current lifestyle. A good friend passes away in Marshall’s presence, distressing him considerably. In order to clear his mind he decides to get away for a couple of days, inviting his gang of friends to join him for some R&R. Will rest and relaxation be just that or transform into rowdy and rambunctious? I think we all know the answer to that.
Scotsman Billy Ferguson is a fanatical Glasgow Blue Crew supporter and a promising prospect on the football field. Just as hes set to become a sports star, however, hes called up for active duty in Afghanistan. There, everything changes for Billy when a hidden explosive injures him and results in the loss of his leg.
Back home, Billy has trouble returning to normal life. With the loss of his leg also comes the loss of dreams on the field but he refuses to give up. Billy endures an ambitious physical therapy routine with the help of a talented therapist named Isabel. He wears a prosthetic leg, and as his condition improves he even earns himself a nickname with football fans The Tin Boy.
As Billy strives to return to the sport he loves, he develops feelings for Isabel. She has become a strength and support in his life, and despite their professional relationship he cant help but feel a romantic attachment. Now, despite all odds, Billy is ready to take his shot at the goal: on the football field and on the playground of love
Traumatized after his fathers mysterious suicide, twenty-nine-year-old Scotland native Stevie McDonald begins an irresponsible and dangerous foray into the dark world of alcohol and sex addiction.
Stevie, a former rugby and football player is on a downward spiral initiated by the guilt he feels in not being able to prevent his fathers tragic death. Plagued by nightmares, Stevie looks for answers and comfort from the bottle and, as a result, regularly blacks out from his excessive drinking. In a desperate attempt to shock Stevie into rehabilitation, a childhood friend and electronics guru designs beer goggles, fashion eye wear complete with a miniature camcorder that documents Stevie's every move both in and out of the bedroom. Stevie is finally convinced to try the goggles after waking up one morning next to a redheaded stranger whose name he cant remember.
When Stevie is finally able to view the embarrassing, random, and sometimes violent alcohol-induced events on his laptop, everyone crosses their fingers and hopes for the best, but only time will tell if Stevie can win the battle over his inner demons and turn his life around.
In his early twenties, Brandon Wilkinson received a shocking diagnosis: he had arthritis. Life took a sudden and devastating turn as he coped with chronic pain and the knowledge that he needed immediate hip replacement surgery. Yet as he struggled against the pain throughout his body, Wilkinson made a conscious decision to win the fight.With emotional depth and a maturity beyond his years, Wilkinson delves into the difficult days following his diagnosis in Me 1 Arthritis 0. He tells of how friends, family, and co-workers greeted the news with varying degrees of support, sympathy, and even pity, and he shares the emotional upheaval that he experienced in every aspect of his life. After his successful surgery, Wilkinson changed his life: he adopted better eating habits, pain-management techniques, and an improved mental attitude. In the end, Wilkinson triumphed over his disease and today lives a pain-free life.Dark and edgy with splashes of humor, this memoir is a must-read for all arthritis sufferers. Wilkinson's courage and strength brilliantly capture the true essence of the human spirit and will inspire anyone living with the physical and mental aspects of chronic pain
Edgy, dark, and laced with comedy, this collection of short stories examines the psychological effects the mind can have on a person's life.
In "Come Fly With Me," Calum turns to alcohol after his marriage fails. His only avenue of escape comes from a realistic recurring dream that he can fly-one that only occurs after he's been drinking. It has a rejuvenating effect on his fragile state of mind, and he can't wait to hit the bottle again and again.
"The Crap Shoot" follows Danny, a struggling writer who discovers that life in the public bathroom of the local park is not what it seems. It's a dark and seedy world of drug dealing, prostitution, and homosexual activity. Going undercover as a homeless man, he vows to write a bestselling story to help launch his struggling career by exposing the appalling activities occurring right under the noses of the local residents.
Badly disfigured in a fire accident, arrogant executive Alexander McKenzie has to take stock of his life in "Burning With Silence." With his paranoia and anger about to explode, he takes a different job where he is unknown and pretends to be deaf in order to hear what people say about him